It's Back to School With Massresistance

Things I've learned from listening to Massresistance's radio show:

• When same sex couples want equal marriage rights it's called "special rights" but when heterosexual couples receive benefits from the government's recognition of their sexual preferences it's "natural".
• They don't know the definition of diversity but can define transgender perfectly.
• While the whole country is talking about the Republicans losing their majority status in the Congress because of their ties to President Bush, a write-in Republican canidate who stands by everything the President has done (tax cuts, Iraq, etc...) and is challenging U.S. Rep. Barney Frank is the "hottest" race in the country.
• Amy reads Bay Windows even on vacation.
• One of the canidates vying for Rep. Phil Travis's seat in the Massachusetts legislature believes in "Personal Freedom" except when it comes to same sex marriage.
• Children in elementary school shouldn't be taught that you can get HIV by picking up used needles on the ground.
• It's clear who wears the pants among the hosts of the show.
• If you play "Massresistance: The Drinking Game" and take a drink every time Brian utters the phrase "Oh Man", you'll be drunk in about 10 minutes. (and seriously, that's the only way to get through that show)