It's the End of the World as We Know It

Yep! According to a "pro-family" organization like MassResistance, the World is going to end on May 21, 2011, oh, at 6 PM:

Harold Camping, the 89-year-old Christian evangelist from Oakland, Calif., whose Family Radio broadcasts are heard in 61 languages, doesn't just think that Judgment Day will come Saturday. He guarantees it.

"It is absolutely going to happen," said Camping, who has determined after five decades of studying Scripture that May 21 marks the beginning of the end. "We do not have a Plan B at all. There is no possibility that it will not happen, because all of our information comes from the Bible.

People are going to be risen and the heathens will be left on earth to deal with earthquakes and explosions that will last until the final doomsday sometime in the fall. Wouldn't you think God would want to get it over and done with all at the same time? Hasn't God heard of multi-tasking, you know, raise up the Christians and abolish the rest of the earth all at the same time because apparently, according to Camping, God is doing it by time zones, so no lines no waiting at the gates of Heaven.

All this news reminds me of the episode of "6 Feet Under" when some guys filled blow up dolls with helium and then released them. When a "Christian" saw the dolls going up into the air she ran towards them to be risen and was hit by a car and killed. I guess she got her wish!