Saturday, March 25, 2006

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Your Holiness, those robes are just F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S!

Thank You Sean. It's Prada!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope they watched "The Name of the Rose" after the ceremony. It's my favorite movie involving the RC church. Sean Connery, Ron Perlman, F. Murray Abraham. Young Christian Slater was pretty cute as Adzo too...

Anonymous said...

"Poniff, I glad I got the new Undergear catalog before I left Boston."

"My new red boxer briefs are so fab!"

Anonymous said...

Brian Camenker says all feminists are lesbians, even if they're male.

Does that mean all people who wear Prada are gay?

Anonymous said...

LESBIAN KILLS FOUR YEAR OLD
FOR REFUSING TO CALL HER “DADDY”
As lurid as the news is these days, some stories are so horrible they never find their way into print. These stories of murder and mayhem reveal the utter depravity of mankind, and are better left forgotten. Yet one such story cries out to be brought before the public, because it provides the definitive answer to a vitally important question, which is, should society allow so-called “gay marriages?” This heart-wrenching story gives the lie to the claim that “gay marriage” is a right owed by society to individuals who are in search of “equality” and “tolerance.” Instead, this story proves that “gay marriage” is in all cases a ruse which even a young child can see through, and a deception, which when exposed, is sometimes answered with brutality and horror.

Jandre Botha, a four year old from Johannesburg, South Africa was beaten to death for refusing to call his mother’s lesbian lover “Daddy.” Young Jandre refused to go along with the lie that a woman can fulfill the role of a father in the family. In his complete innocence, young Jandre refused to swallow the lies spun out by political correctness. Children will often speak up when adults, fearful of the opinion of others, choose to remain silent. This is after all, the lesson contained in the beloved fairy tale, The Emperor Has No Clothes. But for his crime of speaking the truth in a society gone mad, Jandre Botha was seized by his mother’s rather muscular lesbian partner - a man-hating Amazon to judge from her photo - and thrown repeatedly onto the floor of his mother’s Johannesburg snack shop, until both his tiny hands were broken, his right and left legs fractured, and his skull and pelvis shattered.

Many are even now objecting that such child abuse also happens in traditional families. Yet the sole cause of this horrific murder was the mental illness of a lesbian who believed she was a man. Sexual confusion is an element present in every homosexual and Lesbian adoption, and will be manifested again and again, as psychological harm to the adopted child, and occasionally as the terror which befell little Jandre Botha. It is for this same reason that Pope Benedict XVI has called adoption by “gay” couples gravely immoral.

Jandre Botha richly deserves to become the symbol of those forces which oppose the inhuman and unnatural practice of “gay marriage.” He was indeed a martyr. And in turn, the public must wake up to the fact that each craven politician who supports “gay marriage” or “civil unions” helped create the sick relationship which led to young Jandre’s murder. “Gay marriage” is no longer an abstract matter about social progress and equality. Many children are now suffering in homosexual households because of society’s cowardly refusal to put an end to the charade of “gay marriage.”

One wonders what young Jandre Botha might have become had he grown up... a farmer, a soldier … a builder of houses, perhaps – a strong man like his father. But his battered and broken body is at this very minute lying beneath the cold, dark earth, a victim of a society gone mad with political correctness. Remember young Jandre Botha well, for his death may just put an end to “gay marriage” forever.

Anonymous said...

You lost me "anonomous". So lesbians shouldn't marry? Or lesbians with a "mental illness" shouldn't marry? So, in turn I have to assume that children are NEVER killed, beated, raped or molested by heterosexual parents? Mental illness or not? Ever?

Oh 'anonomous' stop grasping for straws. One bad apple doesn't spoil the whole bunch. No matter how many times you reapeat the story. Can't you just reach your mortality and rid us all of your rhetoric? Please?

Anonymous said...

The last article is an unattributed lift from Alain's Newsletter.

This is a tragic story. What's truly tragic is that, while children die from abuse at the hands of straight peopleeveryday, MassResistance is so sick that they turn one example of abuse by one lesbian couple into an inditement of all gay people.

Anonymous said...

Christian Woman Shoots and Murders her husband

W.Va. leads nation in child abuse deaths
Gee, they don't have gay marriage in W. Virgina...

Woman pleads guilty in son's shaking death

Mother indicted in death of girl found in Las Vegas


And these stories are from the US! The story you posted is from Africa. This story is indeed tragic but extremely rare. If we stopped marriages because of the deaths of children, there would be no heterosexual marriages.

Anonymous said...

Who is Alain??

Anonymous said...

You're not reading Massresistance. Alain's Newsletter (seemingly a favorite source of "inspriration" for Amy Contrada) was rejected by Google News for being a source of hate speech.

As the outraged editorials on the site point out, they're not just anti-gay -- they're also anti-islam and pretty much anything which doesn't vote hard-line Republican.

http://www.alainsnewsletter.com/article.php?id=199

Anonymous said...

Caption:

"You're my pookie-wookie... No, you're my pookie wookie... No, you're my pookie wookie...

Anonymous said...

Will you marry me?

Anonymous said...

Thank you, I went to the Alain site. What a bunch of garbage. These people have to be the most warped people in the world to hold that much hate.

Anonymous said...

My favorite bit from Alain's is:

Liberals cry ‘stop the war for oil’ yet they cram freeways with gas-guzzling SUVs choking our children’s lungs with asthma.

There's also an article blaming the media for the Iraq war.

I guess being a conservative means never having to take responsibility. As BostonBud said when he started this blog -- one of the most important things we can do is be here tomorrow with what people say today.

Anonymous said...

And I thought you were kidding:

Fashion: The Pope Wears Prada