Monday, August 8, 2005

Sorry, Working on the Gay Agenda

Hi all, sorry I haven't posted in a bit but I was in Ptown for the weekend working on the gay agenda. You know when gay & lesbians get together all we do is plot and scheme about how to take over the world. How to infiltrate the schools & the churches, that kind of stuff. In between we manage to go to the gym, eat meals, go to the beach and see old friends, but there really isn't much time when there is SO much planning to do. (BTW, I've never seen as many strollers and carriages in Ptown as I did this past weekend. There were children everywhere playing, singing and having fun.) The non-gay crowd has also increased in Lands End, it has made our job of recruiting them into the homosexual lifestyle both harder and easier, if possible. Easier, because they are now coming to us in droves. Harder, because there are so many of them how can we keep up?

Seriously folks, keep those emails coming, it's great to hear from all of you and keep sending me those stories. I will be down in Ptown next week, however I'll be bringing the laptop. Even though I've been away from the computer, I've been up on all the news and spotting some interesting tidbits on the Cape. I hope to post more later this evening, I'm eagerly waiting to see how much more stuff Article 8 can pull out of its April 30th handbag.


Anonymous said...

So you've finally discovered what our agenda is? Could you please enlighten the rest of us? Keep up the good work!

Boston Bud said...

Here it is:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of homo breeding gulags where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)"

Author Unknown (someone probably didn't want to be blamed for leaking it!)

Anonymous said...

Hi Boston Bud -

Thanks for giving me your website address this past weekend at The Boatslip. Looking forward to reading more of what you have to say.

The agenda is perfect. I learn something new about being gay all the time. I'm going to start right away:> I do have a question though. I find most Chardonnay I drink to be a little to "oakey" for my pallet so I'm wondering if it's acceptable to substiture Pinot Grigio. Can you let me know?

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